@ihatemariyah you need to marry me.

I thought you wouldn’t need it.. 💀🌹

Oh, out of sight out of mind

I smell like a whole bunch of cigs I didn’t even smoke.

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

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kyssthis16:

Oh, before some of you white people try and call bullshit, here’s the source. I think Princeton is a pretty good research facility, right? Oh, okay.

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pluchritude:

champagne-diamondsz:

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♡♡♡following back tons♡♡♡

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worth scrolling all the way up to reblog

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satanasa:

David Hockney, Bob Aboard the “France”, 1965. Drawing

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iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

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Waiting for some lesbians to unfollow me lmao

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